Today, we have reached a new low in sandwich-making history...only after much bargaining and negotiating with the people at the Internet are we able to bring you...
WTF is that?
is it a science experiment gone wrong???
Is that mold or salad???
or have we decided to cram in as many colours from a rainbow that we could lay our hands on???
the only positive we can take from this is that things can only get BETTER !!!! (good D:Ream reference - the Ed)
MASSIVE FAIL: -235 points today
I feel queasy just looking at it - If you start to hallucinate after viewing this prize specimen, seek medical help - IMMEDIATELY
the campaign for a decent Danwich® must continue - tell your friends and spread the world
* we had to have a guest sarnie today as Dan's bread was ill - honestly, this shit writes itself
Danwich® is a registered word and trademark and is wholly owned by the House of Doyle and any of its subsidiaries and must not be used by anyone. including you. yes you know who im talking about, shifty little f**ker...
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