Treat for you
Sandwich fans...
today sees the first ever inclusion of TWO sandwich pics - one good and one bad
we have taken the liberty of pixelating the lady on the screen to respect her privacy but, in hindsight, maybe we should of pixelated the Prision Sandwich....
DANWICH RATING: 2 (funny shaped bread)
GUEST SANDWICHthis monster, on the other hand, is a magnificent specimin of sandwich making. Dan, please revel in the majesty that is a Middletons Sandwich
print this out, take it home and nail it to the fridge, whilst beating your chest and roaring
"I AM A MAN AND I WANT MAN SANDWICHES"
then apologise immediately as soon as Sharon reminds you that she is the man of the house and you will get what you is given and like it....
1 comment:
Mrs Knight, please study the above picture, you will notice that the thickness of the ingredients of the sandwich are the same thickness as both of your sandwiches put together (yes folks Dan actually has 2 of these oxygen filled wafer envelope parcles every day.
Why doesnt the pink interior of Dans sandwich fill both ends??
DANWICH rating: 2 (not enough substance, AGAIN!! )
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